A party game for our divided society.
God bless.
A party game for our divided society.
God bless.
A party game for our divided society.
God bless.
A party game for our divided society.
God bless.
Disunited States
Disunited States
The State of the Union
The State of the Union
Disunited States is for the true patriots, the radicalized nutjobs, and everyone currently doomscrolling their way into a panic attack. We’ve distilled the absolute worst parts of our culture into a card game, so you can finally stop screaming at strangers online and start screaming at your friends in person.
18+ (for mature audiences & immature politicians)
No filibustering allowed
Fact-checkers need not apply
All of the above?
18+ (for mature audiences & immature politicians)
No filibustering allowed
Fact-checkers need not apply
All of the above?
Disunited States is for the true patriots, the radicalized nutjobs, and everyone currently doomscrolling their way into a panic attack. We’ve distilled the absolute worst parts of our culture into a card game, so you can finally stop screaming at strangers online and start screaming at your friends in person.
Step 2: The Citizens Respond
THE RULES OF TYRANNY
Step 1: The President Speaks
One player is "The President." They draw a Prompt card and read it with the misplaced confidence of a man who’s never read a book.
The rest of you — "The Citizens" — submit your funniest response cards. This is your chance to lobby, pander, and gaslight your way to the top.
The first person to reach the points goal wins. You get the glory, the power, and the right to tell everyone else to "move to Canada."
Step 3: Executive Privilege
Step 4: The Win
The President reviews the submissions and chooses a winner. Just like real life, the criteria are completely arbitrary and probably based on who bought the President a drink last. The winner earns a point; everyone else gets to complain about a "rigged system."
The President reviews the submissions and chooses a winner. Just like real life, the criteria are completely arbitrary and probably based on who bought the President a drink last. The winner earns a point; everyone else gets to complain about a "rigged system."
The President reviews the submissions and chooses a winner. Just like real life, the criteria are completely arbitrary and probably based on who bought the President a drink last. The winner earns a point; everyone else gets to complain about a "rigged system."
Step 4: The Win
The first person to reach the points goal wins. You get the glory, the power, and the right to tell everyone else to "move to Canada."
What People Are Saying
What People Are Saying
Step 2: The Citizens Respond
THE RULES OF TYRANNY
Step 1: The President Speaks
One player is "The President." They draw a Prompt card and read it with the misplaced confidence of a man who’s never read a book.
The rest of you — "The Citizens" — submit your funniest response cards. This is your chance to lobby, pander, and gaslight your way to the top.
The first person to reach the points goal wins. You get the glory, the power, and the right to tell everyone else to "move to Canada."
Step 3: Executive Privilege
Step 4: The Win
The President reviews the submissions and chooses a winner. Just like real life, the criteria are completely arbitrary and probably based on who bought the President a drink last. The winner earns a point; everyone else gets to complain about a "rigged system."
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© MALA Games LLC. No friendships were harmed in the making of this game, because let’s be honest —they were already on life support.
© MALA Games LLC. No friendships were harmed in the making of this game, because let’s be honest —they were already on life support.